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Twelve indicators that the economy is bad
12. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
11. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
10. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
9. Hotwheels and Matchbox car companies are now trading higher than GM in the stock market.
8. Obama met with small businesses - GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup & GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
7. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
6. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and are learning their children's names.
5. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
4. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate; do you know how many kids are starving in America ?"
3. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
2. The Mafia is laying off judges.
And the top indicator:
1. If the bank returns your check marked as "insufficient funds,"
you have to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
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I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
the wars, global
warming, my savings, Social Security, my credit card
debt..... I called Lifeline.
Got a call
center in Pakistan.
I told them I
was suicidal.
They all got
excited and asked if I could drive a
truck.....
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DA END BE NEAR!
Reverend Boudreaux was the part-time pastor of the local Cajun Baptist Church and Pastor Thibodaux
was the minister of the Covenant Church across the road.
They were both standing by the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that read:
'Da End is Near Turn Yo Sef 'Roun Now Afore It Be Too Late!'
As a car sped past them, the driver leaned out his window and yelled, 'You religious nuts!'
From the curve they heard screeching tires, and a big splash...
Boudreaux turns to Thibodaux and asks, 'Do ya tink maybe da sign should jussay......'Bridge Out?'
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